i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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