dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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