I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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