I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
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