Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Randomize
