i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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