I only kidnapped one of them. chill
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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