a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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