Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
This girl is more easily done than said...
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
We just shotgunned beers for America
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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