in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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