Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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