You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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