Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Randomize
