Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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