My balls are so social today.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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