Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I did not marry a roomba.
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