No subtext here. People are naked.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize