drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I just pynch a tree in the face
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
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