is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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