Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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