After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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