She went from zero to smokin in five shots
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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