did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Randomize
