new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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