You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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