Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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