he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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