And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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