shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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