i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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