Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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