Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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