why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
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