are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
So. Much. Porn.
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