she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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