He kissed a someone with a penis
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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