everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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