the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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