let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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