Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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