and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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