yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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