drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
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