Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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