You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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