Duck Duck Cougar?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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