I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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