Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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