I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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