I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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