The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
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