Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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