i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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