You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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