you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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