This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
she was so not down for the gang bang
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
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