BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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